Serving up mass killing
London’s many people of color seemed to have skipped this morning’s royal do.
Source: Coronation Crowd So White? – Mother Jones
How many men in glittery dresses will it take before
calls the coronation a drag show and campaigns for it to be banned?
This weekend’s coronation ceremony formally invests the monarch with their regnal powers – but King Charles III has been doing the job since he was proclaimed king in September 2022. So what does a monarch actually do?
Source: What does a king actually do?
SATIRE from THE CHASER
Awkward moment as Scott Morrison swears himself in as King
Awkward scenes in the UK as the coronation of King Charles the Third has been interrupted by the secret coronation of former Prime Minister, Finance Minister, Home Affairs Minister, Environment Minister, Health Minister and Treasurer Scott Morrison.
King Morrison told his subjects that he swore himself in as king, explaining that no where in the constitution did it specifically say he couldn’t do that.
“How good is this?” his highness asked, “The level of power I always wanted. I don’t know why you are all so surprised, no one asked me if I appointed myself king.”
“Finally, a role where I am rich and powerful while also never having to take any responsibility. It’s like being Prime Minister but forever. You’re welcome world.”
In response to the revelation, support for Australia becoming a republic has risen to over 90%.
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